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Children's Author
Frequently
Asked Questions
How old are you?
I am well over three hundred years old, but I have a really good moisturiser.
Will you write a fourth Einstein book?
At the moment I haven't, but if you send enough ominous and strongly worded letters to my publisher they may feel pressured into letting me write about the battle that Einstein and Bill Hunter have in space.
Will you write another Cecily book?
Yes! There will be another in June 2026.
Are you actually a spy?
No. But then again that's what I would say, isn't it?
Have you always wanted to be a writer?
Unfortunately, yes. I am an incredibly one-dimensional person.
Can I write to you and will you reply?
Please do and yes – I haven't got much else on. Click on the Contact page in the main menu to find out how.
Can I come and meet you?
Maybe! Check out my upcoming events page to see.
Can you name a book character after me and can I give you the idea for the story?
Yes, sure, send them my way, but don't go thinking you'll be getting any of the royalties.
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